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RELINK!

2010-12-06T20:46:00.001+08:00

RELINK I AM MOVING FROM THIS STUPID BLOG! screwpineappleballs.blogspot.com

june holidays :D

2010-06-12T22:31:00.003+08:00

heyhey so june holidays are basically like hockey training! and my plan of doing my hw all within the first week of hoidays is a total fail so i a,m going to try doing finish like tmr (totally impossible but i will try:D) haha blogging is to boring facebook is kinda too but i am addicted to it and bloggin is not fun anymore.. kay nothing to say ready

bye

2010-05-20T15:59:00.001+08:00

hey ive not blogged for frigging long! anyways tests are total failure i am going to end up a road sweeper! remember to hire me to sweep your office! :D GRR i super sian now i shall go now bye ...

when i grow older i will be stronger they'll call me freedom just like a waving flag...

yoyo

2010-04-26T16:09:00.004+08:00

HEY! so guess what my sister thinks that me and my younger sis are too noisy for her, so she decided to move out and move in with my couz! stupid right? but she left her laptop for dont know what shit reason.. anyway alot of tests are coming up! i needa study study study! GRRR studying is so frigging hard LOL and turban is out! GRR so sad:( without him it is like the sky without clouds and yup it is a BAD THING it means that there is nothing to cover up the sun so it will hot all day haha my theory is so smart though it is technically not really a theory!

observe this video

a worker frm behind is looking at nude pics of a model in the background(skip to 1:06)
this is a lesson learnt never look at dirty pics no matter male or female in the office when you are in some kind of filming related job you will get busted eventually... the guy didnt even see it coming teehee! serve him right for being so chi ko pic

anyway kickass looks like a really good movie i wanna watch it though it looks kinda retarded!

aaron johnson looks really stupid in the show but he quite goodlookin in real life!

SEE!

okay shall go now :D ciao peace

2010-04-18T13:03:00.003+08:00

i got a freaking green card for Src match i very sad :(

long time no blog

2010-04-16T21:38:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHLOE! THOUGH YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS 2 DAYS AGO, BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY! i love ya alot! hope you will have a AWESOME BIRTHDAY:D

anyway, have not blogged for so long! all my tests are screwed! GRRR! i hate people who smoke! BLOODY SMOKERS pollute the air! so inconsiderate! and not to mention D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G! frigging gross! ewwww! and i love sue margolis's books they are DE best! though they are all so horny! TIM URBAN RULES! he is so GOODLOOKING cant stop looking at him with that hot perfect smile! ANDREW AND KATY ARE OUT hahahaa awesome eh? i being super gross now being RANDOM and all!

happy happy birthday becca!

2010-03-28T15:53:00.002+08:00

hey HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECCA! HOPE YOU REMAIN HAIRY! AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YA! :D yesterday wasnt the best birthday day but hope you had fun and had a awesome day :D!

holidays are ova !!!

2010-03-20T21:23:00.002+08:00

hey! so the holidays was a total failure! didnt really do much i was suppose to study... oh well haha and i got sick during the holidays so that is a total fail too... hockey was suppose to be good too but NOOOOO it had to rain!!! WOW so sad the only thing i managed to do is go out with nessa! hahah OH AND I FINALLY WENT OUT TO BUGIS! haha i managed to accomplish 1 thing :D it was with chloe, shirlyn(is it spelled like that? oh what the heck shirlyn poh btw)\, eunice, and nuts ! i finally know how it looks like! i very happy! oh and we had a hockey src game today! it was quite a lazy match as in was very lazy and didnt play well :( but everyone there was super uper nice! they are ,like really funny! OHH and do you like my blogskin? i love it too thanks for asking! hahaha oh and i have not done like half of holiday hw so i better start right now! GRRR okay BYEE :D

CHANGED

2010-03-15T13:40:00.002+08:00

HEY

IVE CHANGED MY BLOGSKIN! omg it is so pretty! haha i was bored soooo...

..

2010-03-13T21:23:00.002+08:00

HEY i have not posted in two weeks i think.. hahaha BEATRICE SAW ADAM LAMBERT! THATS FRIGGING UNFAIR! but not like i like him.. he is gay not like i have anything against gay people.. i like beatrice so yeah.. so it is the start of march holiday :D awesome can finally go to bugis(ive never been there very depressing) ohh and i finally watch avatar! it is FRIGGING AMAZING! blue people running around so weird! even weirder is the kid show with a girl running around with pink hair... whats the name ohhh lazy town hahaha very stupid! ohh and ECLIPSE! it is OUT ! IT IS SUPER AMAZING OMG TAYLOR HOTNESS! grrrr! haha he is super uper hot! omg cant wait ta go out next week! EXCITED! :D :D :D

i hate you

2010-03-04T19:05:00.001+08:00

bitch.

2010-03-04T19:00:00.003+08:00

HEY! have not posted for super long .. so today was the b div match! we lost but it is okay right? it was really awesome everyone played well! :D so... tests every day for next week tmr maths test dont even know why i am blogging... so bored ... oh cant wait for march holidays! DEAR JOHN AND ALICE IN WONDERLAND btw the previous post wasnt me if you didnt know that hahahah i dont post lame stuff.... yeah! hmmmm nothing else to say actually.. AMERICAN IDOL ROCKS! haha yeah and saw 2 cute guys in mrt but guess what?! they were speaking chinese! so gross! i mean no offence to chinese as in ewww weird! haha okay nvm yeah and i think i saw english lit teacher in the bus and she came out to the same stop as me hugging her boyfriend... not sure if it was her.. grrr rubbishing now... kay i shall go..

BUTS

2010-02-27T11:08:00.002+08:00

HELLO! OMG my shoulder is peeling! i have another dream! i also dreamt that i touched someones but! (but its not chris one) such a good dream

kay i have to dream of touching more buts (: and study for history :((((((
peace :D why no one tag my blog one?

SCC

2010-02-21T12:40:00.002+08:00

hey! OMG i am sunburnt ttm! yesterday's SCC was super fun except the sunburning part! and nuts was super gross stealing stuff from the super posh loo! hahahaha ohh and there was this hot ang mo guy no. 9 aka PAYNE! his twin sister(i think they are twins) looks super pretty and i she kindof looks like taylor swift... kindof... haha and we play for 4 games and we lost 2 and drawed 1 and won 1 :( so sad ohh grrrr! sunburnt painful sad :( but on the bright side(haha get it cause i got sunburnt and frm the sun and the sun is bright! haha so funny) i returned my library books:D which is really a very stupid bright side! ohh and i can finally upload pics on my comm!!! but i cannot tag people on facebook dont know why also:(

kay i shall go now need to study for ting xie:( and study:( grrrr! okay bye
peace :D tag okay?

valentines' day♥

2010-02-18T23:46:00.002+08:00

omg VALENTINES DAY IS DEEEEE BEST!!! it is soooooo nice! go hurry up watch if u havent it is super uper good! haha 2taylors were awesome! taylorS was SOOO FUNNY the movie is GREAT! oh and becks screamed at EVERYTHING HAHAHA and everybody behind were like shhhing us!

hello

2010-02-13T23:24:00.004+08:00

HELLO! haha have not posted for so long i think... so valentines day is out!!! AND EVERYBODY SEEMED TO HAVE WATCHED IT ALREADY! so unfair i very sad :( so this year is like chinese new year/valentines/total defense day right? i dont really get all the dates thing and yeah... gosh i hate hu lao shi aka form teacher to the core of my heart! she is damn bitch! GRRR!!! ohh and training was at delta and it was SO STUPID! i repeat STUPID! hahahaah and funny like jolene had a pink ball and the R.I hockey people were also using pink balls so she thought that they use her ball so nuts and me had to go and ask them than they were like pink ball ah? there la! and guess what?!t was at our side!!!! it was SO EMBARRASSING!! kay have nothing to say already! ohh and bea made a blogshop the stuff (though is like 1 only) is really nice go check it out :D
ps: haha bea i am so nice i help you publicize your stuff leh!

haha ok
peace out

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

2010-02-09T19:22:00.001+08:00

HEY MICHELLE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! This is your special one day! you are now 14! few more years till ya legal to do stufff! hope you grow taller and stay awesome :D

xoxo delia:D

back!

2010-02-04T23:16:00.002+08:00

YOYO! i have not blogged for decades! OMG... okay anyway school is so HORRIBLE there is like tests every single day! GRR i am stress! haha chloe thinks that screw cork is funny LOL cause i was like looking at her screwer for bottles and i never DO one before as in unscrew it! hahaha and i said screw cork unknowingly she was laughing like crazy! LOL! hmmmm oh and i ♥ jesse mccartney! him and his sparkly eyes:D kay... nothing to say ready! but to make my post look very full i shall post a joke! hahah it is going to be SO hilarious! oh and btw chelsea aka not so skinny younger sis is joining HOCKEY! SO GROSS! she confirm quit one! Three blondes witness a crime so they go to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief shows them the first mug shot.

"That's not him," the first blonde states. "This man only has one eye."

The chief is stunned. "He only has one eye because it's a profile shot." He repeats the procedure for the second blonde.

"That's not him. This man only has one ear," she answers.

He smacks his head. "It's a profile shot." He repeats the procedure for the third blonde.

After viewing the photo, she says, "That's not him. This man is wearing contact lenses."

"How do you know that?"

"Well," she says, "he can't wear glasses with only one eye and one ear, now can he?"

2010-01-29T15:52:00.004+08:00

YOYO! not posted for already! so it is has been almost 1 month of the year! it is fast huh? lol! just a month ago i was just sec1! so... recent events... got a rash on my neck which makes me look like a freak... seniors won for hockey:D ... school is stressful... american idol is awesome.... hahah that is all i can think of! yeah... so that is it! my life is a total bore now...

peace :D

♥jesse

back!

2010-01-18T19:09:00.004+08:00

HEY HEY! i think i have not updated for a very long time so yeah... here is me updating! so school is quite awesome! except that i screwed up my maths test despite it being super easy(thats what everyone said!) so yeah! i am sitting next to chloe now! hahahahaha she is super weird! today we were folding the paper thingy to make it pop up or something hahaa it was super funny! ohh and i think that hu lao she hates me! lol ohhh yeah and i wanna say something!

VANESSA : hey hey! it is 2010! we must go out kay? haha we need to watch VALENTINE ('s) daY!!! LOVE YA LOTS

NICOLE: HEY HEY! hhahaha miss ya alot! lets go out shopping! love ya alot!

BEATRICE: YO! though i see you everyday, lets go watch tooth father(done on purpose)! LOL hahaahahahaha love ya!

okay i have alot of other people to write but i shall write to you guys first! since i have like known you guys for more than 3 years (i think :D )
ohhh and i had a dream bout nat ho! i think he is quite hot! haha it was gooooood! (frm 500 days of summer!)
yup! i decided to write all my best wishes and all so my blog post would look full! also i was inspired by nicole! hahaha so yeahhh!

peace :D

WHOOHOO

2010-01-07T22:29:00.002+08:00

HELLO! I DIDNT HAVE THAT WEIRD DREAM IT WAS NOT ME! so everybody stop asking me bout my dream! natasha wong did it! lame pok-.- so...i change class! to 1 hope it is like the same with nuts! hahahah i am not that sad or anything cause like i have no idea who the people in my class are... so yeah... not making new friends! haha anyways hockey ws horrible! i have like aches all over! i cant even walk down the stairs properly without having my legs all contracted and died! grrr so annoying! common test is next week everything is starting next week so stress! ohh and respond to beatrice blog post.. I AM NOT EMBARRASSING WOMAN! it was jus that the mrt was especially quiet so i sound-ed loud! haha okay fine maybe i am quite loud! sooo school was weird ,, No 1 cause i didnt make a good first impression! No.2 i have no idea who anyone is No.3 haha i think thats all!

oh guess what! GOT MY GLASSES ALREADY BYE BYE AUNT BABAA HELLO DELIA AWEEESOME! LOL my glasses look quite small but still fits me! kay i shall end here!

peace! :D xoxo

2010-01-01T22:18:00.001+08:00

i dreamt that i ate my foot and while eating, i was watching higgly town heroes and my chair was made up of macaroni and after eating my foot, i ate my chair and pee-ed on the floor.

peace.

DELIA is back

2009-12-29T11:57:00.002+08:00

hey! that was not me btw! hahahahaha but it is SO DAMN HILARIOUS sparkling underthe glorious sun?! PLEASHHHHHHHHHH haha but i still love ya alot nessa ♥! kay so merry late christmas everyone! my christmas was total failure! stayed home watching lame carol shows or watever.. haha so school is next week! sad BUT I AM PURITY! BEATRICE IS IN JUSTICE! DAMN! different class leh! to beatrice: your telepathy watever thing didnt WORKK! grrr i am so sad:( but guess what lucky for rebecca i am in the same class as her! lucky bitch! at least someone is happy:D okay nevermind so.. i have no posted in like forever!!!! i am too lazy! but i have decided to update my blog as often as i can!! OHHH i also most forgot!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NUTTSSSS!! STAY NUTTY

kay 2 days ago was nutty's birthday partay! it is a very embarrassing moment for me so i shall not talk about what happened! ohh and hannah was there too! we all went to the park to skateboard but i totally failed!

kay i shall go now!
quote of the day: everyday is a adventure mostly because delia is part of your day! hahahaah get it?! that was quite smart!

peace :D

wassup

2009-12-28T23:16:00.002+08:00

hey everyone! Ok so I just realised something and I just have to post! So anyway, I have this really awesome friend called Vanessa. And she is really super awesome, I tell u. She even awesomer than me, can u believe it?! VANESSA RACHEL LOW SHI YING, U ROCK MY SMELLY DISGUSTING UNDERWEAR!! Whoohoo.

quote: Vanessa's eyes sparkle under the glorious sun, like a dazzling gorgeous diamond.

haha ok peace out suckers chad dylan cooper!

OUT FROM DEATH

2009-12-17T14:52:00.003+08:00

HEY! haha i watched the princess and the frog! IT WAS SO GOOD! LOL! i went to watch it with FOCX and SEXY ! the moovie was totally awesome! but it was totally embarrassing when i started laughing crazily at the sad part!(blame this on puberty) than we went to take neoprints and went shopping! hahah it was an awesome yesterday....

so... went to do cip with michelle on tues... it was quite boring! i guess.. but we bathe naked bodies! which was quite awesome... uncle robert was TOTALLY scary! dared michelle to touch its/his eyes... but she wanted 50 bucks for that dare... so i backed out cause i owe her like 39 bucks already.. too much to lose! haha but the games of tic tac toe and bingo totally helped i guess( cause i was winning most of it!) yup... thats all ... shit have do science yet.. school is starting soon Ahhh TOTALLY SCARED...PRINCESS AND THE FROG IS AWESOME...
ok gonna go..
ps: CHELSEA TUAN IF I CATCH U FREAKING READING MY BLOG I AM GONNA EXPOSE YR NAKED PICTURES!
ok peace
quote of the day..promises are only used when u couldnt turn something into actions :D

HEY...

2009-12-14T19:20:00.001+08:00

hey hey! the people whose life revolves around me are sad and unfortunate! sad cause i am sad... unfortunate cause they have to listen to how unfortunate my life is... school is starting in what 2 weeks? i have no idea... i needa buy a pencil case... anyone wanna go with? haha that question was very retarded...i am going to start writing bout stupid thing right now so my posts will look full... seriously i needa go out! haha kay so what is coming up? christmas.. christmas eve... the eve of christmas eve aka chelsea's birthday! haha my mom is gonna get her a gigantic-ly huge enormous toy dog for her ... to commpensate to her for throwing all our stuff toys.. including mine-.- shit... i am rattling bout some stupid thing!is rattling even a word?
okay nvm i shall go now..

peace...
quote of the day :D >>ife is but a dream... but only more realistic

ME

2009-12-12T23:01:00.002+08:00

hey! i have decided to colour my post since valerie has given me an idea to.. hahaha lol kay anyway i ♥ nigahiga HE is the BEST i love his skitzo introduction thing!

bob: my name is boob
ryan: no its bob
bob:yeah thats what i said boob!
ryan:no its bob
bob:no boob!
ryan:bob!
bob:boob!
Regina: Qustion!
ryan: yes regina?
regina: if he is boob can i be ragina(rhymes with vagina

hahahahaah i laughed like crazy at that pt! it is so funny HE IS DA BEST! lol
nigahiga rocks my socks! haha okay...
peaceout:D chad dylan cooper is awesome

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

2009-12-06T16:48:00.003+08:00

HEYY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEATRICE! HPOE YOUR WISHES WILL COME TRUE AND YOU WILL GET A BERJILLION PREZZIES EVEN THOUGH I'VE NOT SHOPPED FOR YOURS... BUT YOUR PRESENT IS GONNA BE AWESOME! haha

Yesterday i did cip with becca and when we when to sembawang shopping centre guess what we saw?! A 50+ YEAR OLD WOMAN WEARING A G- STRING AND IT COULD BE SEEN BECAUSEEEEEEE...SHE WAS WEARING ARED SEE THROUGH DRESS! It was a ghastly sigh! we were following her and trying to take a picture while laughing like mad! hahah it was so hilarious! ohh and becca swears she is a hooker and she decided to wear a red see through dress to seduce old mans!hahah it was SO HILARIOUS!

kay going ... peace...

ps: happy birthday beatrice once again:D

HOT

2009-12-04T20:10:00.003+08:00

HEY! GUESS WHO WATCHED NEW MOON?! MEEEEE!!!! i watched it yesterday at j8 and guess who we( michelle becca and i) saw?! NUTS AND HER boy-friend-s and TRINI hahahahah it was so coincident!NEW MOON WAT FANTASTIC! AWESOME AND NICE you should run down to the nearest cinema now and catch it even if you live in some deserted shit place that does not have a cinema! it is that good! taylor launtner was OMG HOTTER than usual ! omg~ if you dont watch it you will die !

i♥taylorlautner peace :D

2009-12-02T18:46:00.003+08:00

hi! haven blogged in days... haha first day of december 24 more days to christmas! AWESOME RIGHT?! haha kay... listening to i quit i quit i quit! the song is SO GOOD! love that some haha you got that something that i cant get enough of! beatrice your special day is coming soon! at the end of this week you have to be more mature AH! THIS YEAR 13 ALREADY! HAHA...

hmmmm today hockey training was not that bad i guess... ohh michelle rebecca and i discovered a BOMB... okay fine it was not a bomb.. but a very suspicious thing! it was a pram with loads of plastic bags on it! it also had a bunch of banana and some roses.. what kind of horrible criminal would hide a bomb in there... but still maybe it was to make it look unsuspicious... so we decide to the officers yeah ... hahah... hmmm nothin to say ready leh... shit i am so darn bored ... dont think anyone have done their holiday hw! and the maths hw is like DEATH! DONT BELITTLE IT ! IT IS REALLY ALOT! HAHA

KAY SHALL END HERE
peace

rest in bits...

2009-11-26T23:06:00.003+08:00

hey world!
ignoring nuts stupid post bout stupid-ness... i have just realized everyone is leaving me one by one... i meant it physically as in rebecca is leaving to some camping holiday, nessa is going to europe, beatrice is going to aussieland... and i am stuck in singapore... sadly... the last place i have been to was the wet market.. damn i have seriously no life

well anyway sportsday was shit... it was only for 2hr and what they had was relays, prize giving and the mass and i am not even catholic so i cannot enjoy the holy period...nicole was stuck with me for the whole time cause she had no choice haha and i was like ka jiao-ing her the whole time.. GRRR blue house was total crap this year we got like last place aka 4th... damn yellow house won i think.. dont bother to find out cause blue house didnt win -.- haha lamer everyday...
ok i shall end here...

byebye may peace be with you :D

2009-11-24T22:01:00.002+08:00

hi, i am very sad now because i looked in the mirror and realised that i have a big moustache,and a goatee beard.

i am very depressed because, my hot friend, natasha wong, who i am so jealous of is so awesome.

anyway, i will miss my darling coach because he came to my house one day and my mother saw him and chased him out of the house for being too ugly.
and my mum chased me out of my house because i date him

i have to shave my butt now.
ok, bye.

shit

2009-11-24T16:20:00.003+08:00

hey! i have officially lost interest in my blog (i think) tmr is sports day... dont feel like going! it is only for 2hr -.- ...i have been doing stupid things at home.. watching disney shows! so addictive! NESSA I WANNA GO OUT.....DONT LEAVE ME AT HOME I AM SO BORED!♥
i have cramps! GRRR... having a toughtime dying of pain! thanks nuts for your solutions on how to solve my problems! love ya alot!though it didnt help at all -.- loads of shit but still thanks...
lets hear it for the americian suitehearts! haha guess what am i listening to! haha yestersay played catching in the library .. ohh and i am proud to say i have finished reading a book! people think i dont read-.- but i do lor.. ok i am talkin shit now.. talking in circle i am not making any sense i think... haha ok i just typed haha ramdomly-.- ok that was lame... ok i shall stop now

bye... rebecca... i just felt like typing her name randomly...
peace

hi

2009-11-18T07:46:00.003+08:00

hey! i have not blogged for 3 days, so i decided to blog now cause it looks dead... hmmmm my life is still as boring as ever nothing special has happened yet... ohhh 2 day ago my younger sis said something extremely retarded!

she was using my sis laptop without her knowing...
older sis came back *
thalia: did you use my laptop?
chelsea: NO i never
thalia:hmm really i check the history
chelsea:actually hor is mummy use!
thalia:WHA! farmville, icytower, pet society, cafeworld.. etc
chelsea:YEAH is mummy play!

hahahaah i was laughing like crazy! :D
rebecca went away to phuket .. GRR can miss training! ohh and saw trini on thursday! it was awesome! than all of us went to watch 2012 it was SO GOOD ! you can die for it! haha
ps... the russian pilot is so so so so so so HOT! he should not have died!

haha ok byee :D
peace out suckers! (chad dylan coper in sonny with a chance)

2 bets

2009-11-11T23:57:00.002+08:00

HELLO! today is just not my day! lost 2 bets at a go! i should get better reliable sources! tmr will be seeing trini for the first time since so long! CANT WAIT! haha i sound so gross! oh and allowing nuts to write on my blog after her irritating pestering is a BIG MISTAKE!-.- have fun with the guy church! she has been posting stupid posts in my blog... AYA i know you like coach just stop denying! i wish you both happiness and hope your babies' faces wont turn out half chao da half chinese! good luck my dear natasha...

ok dont know what to say already
going now...
peace :D

2009-11-11T00:46:00.003+08:00

hi i am delia, and i actually love coach, i didnt want to say it in my bog so i wrote on my hot and sexy friend natasha wong's blog.

but, ive got all my courage and i wll confess that i am in love with coach.

this is not natasa wong typing.

wheeee...

2009-11-07T18:03:00.003+08:00

HELLO MY DEAR PEOPLE... IGNORING THE PREVIOUS STUPID UGLY PIC OF ME TAKEN BY REBECCA STUPID NOTHOT LEE AND POSTED BY NATASHAWHOHASACRUSHONCOACHWONG! I WAS TAKEN OFF GUARD! I DONT LOOK THAT HORRIBLE IN REAL LIFE OK! ok maybe i do but not THAT horrible

OHH.. ALMOST FORGOT.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICOLE! HOPE YOU WILL HAVE AN AWESOME BIRTHDAY! XOXO ME!

life is so darn sad! nothing to do in these past few days so yeah... blogging is so retardedly retarded... no one reads my blog... the only time i check my blog is to check if anyone tags...URG... OH the day before yesterday i went out with nessa! haha we walked around and around and i was planning to go back to the cinema to find my specs! but nvm la i dont think i can find it anyways! ... ok gonna end here cause i am bored and have nothing to do bye

OHH.. AND GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR COMPETITION BEATRICE... ALL THE BEST IN FINISHING ON YOUR OUTFITS!!

ok bye :D
peace...

2009-11-06T23:35:00.002+08:00

I AM HERE! THE AWESOME NATASHA WONG COMING IN TO POST ON DELIA"S BLOG.

BE AMAZED.

fine, michelle didnt come for hockey today which mada the training like 10% more boring than usual, luckily still got Delia and Rebbeca.

Coach wasn't here, the weather rocked, wow, and THE THINGS NEXT THURSDAY! still havent planned everything out properly yet.
SO , we seriously have to get it straight, if not, no more wrecking the skating ring...

ALL PLAY MAPLE STORY!
AND LISTEN TO ATL!

NATASHAAAAAAA in delia's world!

2009-11-03T23:26:00.003+08:00

YO PEOPLES! I AM NATASHAAAA , finally im on her blog damn!

ok, guess what, im depressed and so delia comes to save the day by making me laugh with her face

which i put as my wallpaper!

the awesome unglam picture that rebecca took.

ALL SHOULD WATCH MAD TV, ITS MAD FUNNY!
since she put my unglam pic, i shall put hers! and she can put mine on my blog, LOL

birthday.. birthday it is my bff birthday!

2009-11-02T20:33:00.002+08:00

NESSA! IT IS YOUR SPECIAL 1-DAY LATE BIRTHDAY! i hope that we can be bff and ever and ever ! ALWAYS BDNTV! HOPE THAT YOU CAN GET THE AWESOMEST PHONE EVEN THOUGH YOU ALREADY CHOSE THE I-PHONE3GS AND THAT ALL YOUR WISHES WILL COME TRUE!...

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxo from your awesomestfriend!

peace :D

wet...

2009-10-30T21:03:00.002+08:00

HELLO! today we got back out repot book! GOSH i did terribly haha but training ws not too bad. AFTER TRAINING IT RAINED LIKE CRAZY! HAHA but lucky i did not go back home yet .. or else i would be drenched.. OH YA rebecca and i went backpack shopping yesterday! it was awesome! we got 2 bags and we wore the same bag today! haha it was so awesome.. we now have the same stick and the same bag.. STICK SISTERS! ohh but there were 2 bitch ass guys who called us LESBIAN?! like WTH cause we were linking hands?! they were holding hands mimicking us and they think that we were following them cause we were headed the same direction! WHAT THE HELL?! SO GROSS SERIOUSLY.. cant believe that i even thought that one of them were cute?! well so that means when guys touch each other they are gay haha ! ohh today while it was raining michelle, rebecca and me played table tennis! haha but stupid becca was scared cause it was really dark! haha and we played for super long i think! oh if you are reading this michelle i just wanna tell you that i bluffed you when i said the gym was haunted at night and all the things would come to life and their would be a shadow in the mirror! haha but i was scared too when i heard what i was talking bout so i decided to walk quicker! haha dont kill me..

ok byee peace loves ♥ to trini :D

GONE... EVERYONE

2009-10-27T15:24:00.003+08:00

hello... notice i am typing in blue cause i am sad.. i dont feel like typing anymore...gonna start on my hate list and start listening to sad songs...bye

ps:TRINI I ♥ YOU! the stars cannot beat the number of ♥s i have for you!

ok bye

BOO ! NOT SO AWESOME TIMES EH?!

2009-10-24T22:37:00.003+08:00

hello! hmmm let me review the past few days... went on malay village thingy on thursday... quite stupid haha .. ya oh and i went for heats on that day. my legs are still aching like crap till today from stupid 800m which i didnt sign up and they randomly chose me cause nobody sign up for it cause it is stupid -.- (assholes) ... oh and i went for STC tournament on friday(which was yesterday... just felt like saying it was yesterday as the person who is reading it might have some illness and it makes you not reconize dates) after that trini nuts becca michelle and i(me) went to ikea to eat stuff and yeah .. got vomit-ty in the bus and yeah LOL..michelle looked like she had alot to say when we were in the bus after becca went off.. but she kept quiet cause i looked sick... oh and BECCA REMEMBER BAG SHOPPING ON THURSDAY!.. oh today went for cip with rachelle.. super irritated cause nobody took flyers frm me even though i look so sweet and innocent! haha joking! ok and we went for bubbletea and walked around in the supermarket looking at random stuff like shampoo and pad! haha oh and saw beatrice doing the next shift for cip.. i offered to take some frm her.. oh and she gave me 1 for my mom 1 for my sister one for my dad haha LOL... went to thomson plaza after that cause my mom wanted to eat cheezy melt or watever it is called.. my younger sis went to the toilet.. and when she came out she said she saw my friend in there.. being a nice sister like i always am, i ignored her and told her to go away.. turns out she was right ! she saw NUTS ... hahah it was so awkward! LOL oh after that i went to swensens to eat ice cream! i ate some chocolatey ice cream with mashmellow melt thingy inside which was super awesome and my mom swore i couldnt finish it but guess what?! i finished it! haha yeah after that came home and here i am typing out my boredom! ok... yeah

ok.. nothing else to say already! ok byee
peace

2009-10-21T22:40:00.002+08:00

HELLO! Today was reflection day! everyone was crying cause it was suppose to be sad.. but it wasnt-.- haha oh and everyone was also suppose to hug each other too -.- OH and i think i have food poisoning! i had a really HORRIBLE tummy ache! and almost died! URG i cannot think of anything else to post! so annoying! ok nevermind.. haha i am just gonna end here cause i have nothin else to say because i have a lame uneventful life... hope your life is better than mine!

ok bye.
peace

2009-10-16T19:46:00.004+08:00

HELLO! TODAY WAS GAMES CARNIVAL! HAAHHA actually it was not truck loads of fun... it was ok i guess-.- LOL... we played floorball it is kindof fun! right ayana and joanna( bad impressionist of hockey until they play floorball) it was FUN!!! that reminds me of spongebob squarepants song! but nehh i am not going to sing it again! the team for floorball which i was in lost every game except for 2 draws haha so lousy! ok only i was the lousy one! than after games carnival nuts, trini, michelle, rebecca, and me went to watch 500DAYS OF SUMMER it was awesome! REALLY REALLY AWESOME (notice the colour is red cause it was really nice!) SUMMER IS SUCH A BITCH she should kill herself! michelle was super engross in the movie even though it was her second time watching -.- haha

OH nuts kept pestering me to mention her on my blog so HEY NUTS I AM MENTIONING U ON MY BLOG! hahahahaha lol! oh and to go with that i am going to post some embarrasing pics of her! hope you enjoy it! OH AND YOU HAVE TO GO FLY A KITE WITH ME AHH!

LOL ohh trini and rebecca has decided to become lesbians! GOOD LUCK HAVING BABIES!

ok remember to tag ahh tagging is fun when you eat buns( cannot think of anything of anything to rhyme with fun so EAT BUNS OK so you will have fun when you tag) :)

ok BOOMZ i am going peace

2009-10-15T16:51:00.002+08:00

HELLO! BONJOUR! KONNICHI WA! PRIVET(sounds like pervert -.-)! HAII! ALOHA! YIA SOU! Just wanna say hi in different languages! haha i changed my blogskin btw in case you have eye cancer or something and cannot see it... TMR IS GAMES DAY! i think that i is going to be tons of truck load of FUN ... reminds me of spongebob song ..F is for friends who do stuff together U is for you are me... N is for anywhere and anytime at all......... HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!

URG i am so darn bored to tears! OH and i am keepin up with my serious image! i am not as blur as you think ok! Deep Deep Deep down i am a complicated person... sure delia sure someone confirm will post that.. i am serious ok?!

2009-10-13T14:55:00.002+08:00

hello! URG so bored everyday sitting at home doing nothing! i am going crazy! haha oh today mrs seah was asking me weird questions! she was like delia are you depress? are you anorexic? why are you getting so skinny? must eat more ah? hahahah lol it was hilarious oh and the THE AVATAR IS AWESOME! i am not childish or anything like hello?! everyone watches spongebob and no one call those people childish! haha ok maybe some...but still! haha watch this video it is SO HILARIOUS!

IT IS SO HILARIOUS!!!! HAHAHA ipad! lol!!!!
TAG PEOPLE TAGGING MAKES THE EVERYONE HAPPY!

peace :)

2009-10-09T20:18:00.002+08:00

HELLO! .. ok i have not blogged for quite long already haha ok maybe not but still ... let me review what happened this week.. i came down with a RASH (notice the colour is blue because blue means i am sad) this rash thingy is SO grosss! i look like shit! even my mom does not want to come near me cause i claimed it was chicken pox, but it was not and it appears that i have a rash thing ..it is on my FACE!! it is so gross! -i know i look very gross already so that does not make a difference-( one of the post that my tagboard will be flooded with after this post so dont waste your breath) haha oh and the WHOOHOOO IT IS THE STARTING OF A BEAUTIFUL HOLIDAY!awesome right! haha ohh ya and yesterday i went to watch cloudy with a chance of meatballs 3D ... dont be fooled by the 3D it is totally not 3 D at all! it just looks like tv with high def when u put those funky glasses on.. and speaking of glasses... I LOST MY AUNT BABAA SPECS..!!!!! OMG ...i hope i find it! lol ... today training was kind-of tiring.. coach was being stupid and all.. when we have to do 3 squats when someone did it good hit or something he was like delia do 10.. than i was like huh? and her was like oh ya i forgot cause when i see you i keep thinking you need to do 10 cause you do alot... he said something like that -.- so stupid! haha ok .. ohh and TAG OK !!!! according to a famous psychiatrist tagging keeps the world happy! so tagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!

2009-09-30T21:41:00.000+08:00

ohhh ya! forgot bout the pics hahaha will upload ASAP!

2009-09-30T21:28:00.002+08:00

HELLO people! hahaah today we got trashed so badly... we were play against some aussies... haha they had the mouth gear thingy on and it made their mouth look super gross i thought they had weird kindof braces in australia until i realise it was a nouth gear hahahaah so stupid.. and OMG REBECCA LEE you make me wanna laugh till i cry! hahaha rebecca thought that the aussie person said she was short, but actually she said your shot! hahah and rebecca said oh hi.. LOL i am laughing like OMG-ly ALOT ...it was so hilarious! to beeks: HAHAHA REBECCA somemore someone say i am stupid ... hhahaha

anywas tmr is math review test OMG i am SO SCARED ...i am afraid i will screw up and my nose is already screwed! ohhhh watch this video!

hahaha it is seriously... OMG hahah stupid man... go and let the woman hit him.. so stupid haha ok... thats all for now TAGG AHHHHH....

ok love yaa

2009-09-28T22:42:00.001+08:00

Hi everyone. Nessa here.
Delia is to dramatic, the fainting part is true.
But the hand reaching out and dont know what shit she wrote is so not true. DE, u can be a mvie director for some korean drama series or smt..
Anyways, i had AN AWESOME TIME. Go my blog and read. Pics are posted..
Okayy.

Xoxo, Vanessa

2009-09-27T17:08:00.003+08:00

HELLO! Yesterday i went to the F1 ROCKS concert with nessa! it was SO AWESOME we got triple A passes ! The BLP(black eye peas) were AWESOME.. hahaha ohh and byonce was insane! she was so cool but she was almost naked and her boobs are barely covered! and half way through the byonce part NESSA FAINTED.. as she was walking away cause she was feeling unwell she dropped on the fall and cried help me! suddenly, when she was about to walk into the light, a hand suddenly came and he said you will be alright angel!... ya.. oh and we stayed over night at the hotel and played... haha ya but nessa still sore bout losing a slipper when walking out of the crowd.. oh and there was a fake leg in a vase at the lobby-ish place at fort canning so i went to touch it cause i thought it was real!and guess what! the whole leg dropped off as we were walking away.. HAHAHA i thought it will be a just for laugh thing... than i started laughing really hard .. but no one came to me and told me i was punk-ed... lol so nessa and me ran away... oh and i hate it when just because we are from singapore we are suppose to know directions so stupid! ohh and when they were showing the previous concert on our concert... 'i wanna dance tonight cause i'm feeling horny!!!' (one of the concerts quote) hahahahaha it was so hilarious when i was watchin it!yarr .. haha ya .. i think that everthing i touch just drops... haha ok ... post pics on the next postt!!

2009-09-23T20:05:00.002+08:00

HELLO! i have no posted for a very long time(i think) haha but anyways HI... OMG the term is coming to an end soon! WOW that is so fast! MUST study very hard .. haha oh and i think mr koh is like fried chicken haha he sweats like super ALOT on his shirt, and it looks like the sweat is like oil and the shirt is tissue paper! haha gross.. GOSH i am becoming very lame!

OK ... lets see today training was HORRIBLE.. and coach was in a bad mood! i was so horrible today:( sad isn't it haha ohh and i went out with nessa on monday!! And nessa insisted on watch G-force 3D (she treated me for the movie) haha and when we were at the library there was a chi ko pic man looking all pitiful and all but really, he was looking at porn magazine! like i am serious! omg~ and nessa didn't believe me cause i saw the woman in bikini in his hp! don't tell me the woman is his wife! haha and he was using his phone to take the pics of the porny woman in the magazine! stupid old man haha ..

ok think i will study now hahaha ... REMEMBER TO TAG my tag board is lonely :( haha an example of lame LOL... ok byeee love yaa

2009-09-20T18:08:00.001+08:00

Hello. Nessa here :DDD
Posting for the OBNOXIOUS BOOB!
Okayy just like tht. Im gonna update my own blog, must read people :D

Xoxo, vanessa

2009-09-13T19:10:00.000+08:00

HELLO! i have changed my blogskin btw... if u haven noticed, but if u did ya... haha ok... let me review what have i done for the past few days.. hmmm nothing i guess :( so bored at home, dying and all.. ohh i wonder what happens to my blog account when i die? hmmm will someone elso handle it? or will it be deleted? aya nevermind

OH this video is SUPER UPER DUPER LUPER URBER GROSS! CAUTION, TOTALLY NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED ! THIS IS REALLY VERY VERY GROSS AND YOU WOULD MIGHT WANT TO STOP THIS VIDEO HALF WAY THROUGH!

you might wonder why i am always looking at weird irrelevent stupid things.. but hey that is life...( to me i guess-.-) hahaha after this video you might die... ohhh and remember to tag ok! lol :D

peace

2009-09-06T17:42:00.000+08:00

hello! blogger is horrible again!... URGG i am SO BORED!! oh and watch this video!! it is so stupidly cool i doubt it is real

How can anyone blend a iphone might as well give me -.- hahah oh mu gosh i am so bored! i am going to die of boredom or death... but then again death is dying so... hmmmm lost my point.. oh well hahah since i am bored and have no life i am going to post some cool awesome facts about shit that i have found on the net since i am so obssessed with shit! hahah this is going to be so lame:

IS IT TRUE THAT SOME PEOPLE GET SEXUALLY EXCITED BY FECES?

Believe it or not, this is true, and is referred to in psychiatry as coprophilia. Coprophilia is an abnormal attraction to and interest in filth and feces (poop). Sometimes, the interest and attraction to filth and poop takes on a sexual component and leads to sexual excitement. We'll leave the rest to your imagination. Psychiatry is the study of the causes, diagnosis, and treatment of disorders of the mind, emotions, and behavior.

Why is bird poop white?

Unlike mammals, birds don't urinate. Their kidneys extract nitrogenous wastes from the bloodstream, but instead of excreting it as urea dissolved in urine as we do, they excrete it in the form of uric acid. Uric acid has a very low solubility in water, so it emerges as a white paste. This material, as well as the output of the intestines, emerges from the bird's cloaca. The cloaca is a multi-purpose hole for birds: their wastes come out of it, they have sex by putting their cloacas together, and females lay eggs out of it.

hahhaa this is amazingly lame so yaaa hahaha

2009-09-05T10:10:00.000+08:00

OMGGG blogger is alive!! haahahaa i am so happy!! and the 1 week holiday is here ! what can go wrong?! i am SO happy that i might die... hahah

anyways, I FOUND MR LIN'S BLOG! (someone told me the URL) it is super gross !!! there are pics of him and his gf doing gross stuff GO CHECK IT OUT!!! website>lww.blogsome.com

oh and guess who is this!

Nooo..he is not a random indian... Nooo ... he is not mas slamat...Nooo.. he is not some construction guy ...

give you a clue! observe the mole... hahaha! it is .................JUDE FELIX aka my coach..hahaha i laughed until all my sides and everything hurts! OMG this is SOO hilarious!

ok gtg... !

2009-08-31T18:46:00.000+08:00

hello... MUHAHAHAHA tomorrow is???? A HOLIDAYYYY!!!!! YAY! WHOAAA!! AWESOMEE! GREAT! FANTASTIC! i thought this day will never come hahaha lol ... today was SO hilarious i LOVe it when teachers get embarrass it is so embarrassing! I JUST LOVE IT... mrs seah was all sad and depressed.. bet she wanted to hog the mike haha! the teachers are so embarrassing OMG... lol anyways i think i got shitting problems i can't shit haha ... ok.. oh and coach was not here!! YAY! that is double happiness today is the BEST DAY EVER not only did i see teachers got embarrass, coach was not here !!! WOW how can such awesome thing happen like that! it is almost saintly cool! world’s smartest pig, owned by a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI, memorized the multiplication tables up to 12. COOL RIGHT!!hahhaa ok gtg bye...

2009-08-27T17:52:00.000+08:00

HELLO EVERYBODY.. it is THURSDAY( notice i didn't get the date wrong haha) and it is a real awesome day really? YES OMG it rained i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rainy days! don't you agree it is so wet and wet!! hahaha ... love it the whole school was flooded and all ... haha and i realize how lame i was when i was primary i know wat you guys are thinking now.. you are still lame now... URG... i am not lame! i just have walking disorder, hair disorder shitting disorder and HMM have awesome secrets which i can't tell .. lol lets see the weather forcast tmr.. HMMMMM Mixed clouds and sun with scattered thunderstorms chance of rain 60% haha awesome! a rainy day i guess haha COCOTREE is BACK ... hmm and yahhh ohh today at assembly the beatboxer person looked like mr lin!!!OMGG so weird maybe his twin lol okk

lol ok gtg study

HEY

2009-08-22T23:10:00.001+08:00

hey... hahhaa today we FINISH NEWSMAKER .. AWESOME RIGHT... ok anyway i have ruled out the possible fake delias... MUAHAHAHAHAA .. here is the list..

SUSPECT 1 : NATASHA
profile: evil beyond evil.. like to go with the name fat boy or fat man ... she might be gay or lesbian ... this is all i can say for now further news bout the suspect will be on further notice

SUSPECT 2: REBECCA LEE
profile: likes to ge with the name rebecca hot which is a lie and she is very gullible(like how she believed 1 had a concussion)

SUSPECT 3: *this is all i can come up with ... the case might be delayed till further notice... if you are one of the accomplice .. OWNN UPP ... lying is bad for your health .. it might cause cancer and shiting problem ...

hahaha... okk... so boring i dun think anyone reads my blog.. it is so stupid i get bored reading it too lol.. so yarr . i saw this video my sista showed me it is magical!!!

i ♥ this video it is so awesome haha ... MUSTT WATCHH ITT.. okkk off to do stupid english summary of 3 storiess haha ♥ youu
lol... ok

2009-08-21T17:01:00.000+08:00

heyy peopppleeee... today is friday hahaha last day of no training.. sad .. yesterday went to library with nessa... got bubbletea... study... hahaah anywazz i changed my blogskin WHOOOHOOO... and today we have to go for stupid media leader visualizer training thingg haha it was SOO stupidd we only stayed there for like 5 mins that we can goo OHH and it rained super heavily todayy.. awesome ♥ todayy.. URGGG ... i am so bored everydayy... AYAA sooooo many days till the next holidayy.. :( sadd haha ohh and LASTT SCHOOL DAYY FOR NEWSMAKERRR... OMGG we haven even do finishh i doubt anyone has... hahaha OHH AND I AM IN LOVE WITH THE CHANNEL U SHOW AT 10.00 HAHAH I AM ADDICTEDD today the school gave us cheese lol so weirddd cheese?!OKKK gtggg nothing to post bout todayy

2009-08-16T16:13:00.000+08:00

HEYY GAYNESSS ... THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH BLOGGERR... URGG WAHH so irritatedd!! hahaha...

TO BEATRICEE
Are you okayy beatricee ... dun be sad okk...i will buy you ice lemon teaaa.. :(

hahaha dun feel like blogging anymore hahah ok byeeee

2009-08-12T21:12:00.000+08:00

hey lovely awesomeee people... hahaha today is Thursday! wat a lovely dayyy hahaha... anyways today me, trini, michelle and natasha went to watch UP... hahaha it is so sadly awesome!(sad and awesome) lol i cried! hahaha michelle cried too but yar stupid trini and natasha were laughin like madd hahha... and we had to run to Bishannn OMGG and the movieee took SOO long till it startedd... URGG so basically we ran for nothingg... lol.. next prize presentation.. .OMGG it is SO stupidd we had to go homeee likee at 7+... lol and michelle was being a DISGRACE to our school... TRINII was laughing her head offf.. NUTS was hahha just being nuttss(crazyy woman)... lol ... i HATEE tesssttt URGG... ohh and Mrs Seah is like picking on meee :( even though i never talk she say i talk... i am so sad :( < see the sad face... OKKK i am going crazyy...OMGG i haven post for SOO longg ok not really actually i just posted yesterdayy but only 3 lines i thinkkk hahahaa... hahaha... urgg going to diee think there is a pimple on my nosee... dun bother to checkk... hahahaa.. okk.. i haven wrote a joke for so longg hahaha ok here is a joke i foundd... Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"

hahhaa the joke is so lameee... lolll ok gtgg... byee

2009-08-11T14:54:00.000+08:00

HEYY peopleee...sighhh* nothing to post bout nothing to say except i have 6 days rest since i was sick last wednesdayy.. hahaha... i wanna watch UP the movieee it is sooo nice! hahaha lol.... life is so short... it is like a strand of hair turning white... so saddd...

2009-08-04T18:43:00.000+08:00

helloooo... NEVER EVER EVERRRR go mcs befor trainingg... me, michelle and trini had mcs for lunch.. and we got tummy achess... OMGG it was superhorribleeee!!!!but michelle shitted everything outt... haahhaa so grosss while me and trini died hahahaha...

GETTT WELL SOOONNN NATASHAAA DON'T DIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! and remember! delia always ♥ you ... xoxoxoxoxxoxoxox...hahahahaa ewwww ok get well soonnn nutsss!!!

anyways today mrs seaH WAS SUPER EVIL.... i like didn't to anything and she was like the class is so slow because of delia!!! WTH... OMGGGG and i feel like dying i have a sore throat and coming down to a fever... URGGG hate it when i am sick so irritating!!! notice i have lots of exclaimation marks in every post... whixh means i am an angry person hahahahaa oh yaa

VANESSA RACHELL LOWW REMEMBER WAT TO DO ON THURSAYYY??? OKKK VERY GOOD(even though you haven answer, answering my own questions make me feel good) hahahaa

ok i think i will go byee~

URGGG

2009-07-30T19:40:00.000+08:00

HIII Today i am superrr super superrr upset!!!! i spazzed outtt!!!! OMGGG i totally couldn't outrun farah... but she is a REALLYY good player hahaaa... she is quite awesomee with hockeyy:) URGGG!!! my stamina is horrible i want to kill myselfff!!!! it is TOTALLY my fault we lost the gamee!!! i was tooo TOOOO slowww.. i am super horrible:( but i think everybody other den mi) played quite well.. it was also quite hot today so yaa oh and i spazz out every year p5 p6 and NOWWW!!!(i am not sure if i spazzed out in other years but ya) i think it is puberty hahaha but i am super horribeee... tmr is historyy test never studyy studying now cannot take in anything.. thinking bout last year's spazz and the year before that spazz hahaaa... so i asked a replacement for second half actually it was Hannah helped me asked :) thankss:) hahaa without her i cannot rest than i will dieee...thanks lots i love you ♥ some people cried after the matxhh it was super sad!!! especially michelle(first time seeing her cry)dun be sad it was totally MY faulttt!!!But she was okay after a while .. oh and i was emoing for a while... URGGG feel like killing myselfff!!! URGGG... hahha ok i gtg study nowww...

hellooo

2009-07-27T20:18:00.000+08:00

hii peopleee... hahaha i am going to FAILLL ting xiee lol i am really sad :( but today i we had ping pong for PE and there was 1 odd one out so i had to partner mr phee like wtf!!! URGGG.... Q@#$#%#$@# super irritated!!! he was all ish and stuff.. lol anyway... TAYLOR LAUNTER IS AWESOMELY i repeat AWESOMELY WHAAAAAAAAA!!!! hahaha if u dun know who he is he is jacob black from twilight!!! he is SOOOO WHAAAA!!! i can't think of any words to describe him but WHAAAAA!!! lol... hahaha today it was raining for almost the whole hockey session so we only did warm up and some hitting oh and we played games hahaha it was SOOO funnn!!! oh ya that reminds me i haven shower yettt haha i am so GROSSS!!!! lol ok baiiiii

hiii

2009-07-25T17:06:00.000+08:00

heyy peopleee !!! URGG i am died at homeee... super bored!!! OHHH We won 8-0 against Siling!!!! so awesomeee !!!! hahaha and we will be in the semis... lol but i think i on friday coach seemed pissed i dun know why hhahahaa...i am super pissed at seng kang URGGG how can they make a radio announcement that they will trash us!!! super bitchyishly evill!!!! lol but they gave us the nyp pitch on fridayyy.. hahhaa so weirdd bet they are plannning to kill us or something.. but then again i am already half dead.. hahaa so it doesn't matter i guess

HAHAHAHAA so boredd... anywayzz here is another joke(which is funny, but i am funnier)... hahaha that i found...

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

lol gtg hahaaa enjoy my jokeee

HEYYYY!!!

2009-07-21T17:01:00.003+08:00

hiii peopleee... hahaa yesterday when i had PE(we were doing pingpong) i think the ball was hit too hard and it when up Mr Phee's pants!!!! EWWWW OMGGGG ... we were laughin like crazxyyyy it was super funny hahahaaa!!!anywayzz yesterday was super hot trainning was horrible(not really but yarrr)hahaas i realize i have walkin disorder and hair disorder i can't seem to walk in a straight line URGGG!! hahahaaa lol and the mr phee 'ball' incident reminds me of the time when me and my friend saw ms gan talkin to mr siao(i dun know if his surname is spelled like this but it looks wrong) and she bend over and we could see her wearin a red G-string!!! EWWWW!!! LMAOOOO... hahahaa
here is a jokeee>>>

Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies.The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?" hahahahaa ok gtgg do delia stuff hahaaa ok...♥

OHHH I BTWWW I CUT MY HAIRRRRRR hahahaa it looks super short and almost look bald!!!! hahhaaa

brewwing a story

2009-07-17T19:22:00.005+08:00

HEY EVERYBODYYY

i am dead as usual hahahas anywayzz today Mrs Seah was really weird... when i was havin recess with my friends than she saw us as she was going to sit down, and she came to use and started talking to us and eating beside us.. hahass it was SUPER embarrassing lol.. than she started comin closer to me and was like why are you so afraid lol and me and my friends were laughing our ass off hahaha ... anywayzzz we had hockey todayy it was not that stressin todayyy... but we had maths review test OMGGGG ... it was really REALLY STUPIDDD and alittle bit difficult... haha not for some RETARDED SMART ASS PEOPLE LIKE michelleeeeee!!!! URGGGGG!!!! hahhahhahaaas since and have nothing to blog bout i will tell u people (infact me cus NOBODY reads my blog) jokes ... lol and btw my dance of Nobody is so awesomeee !!! hahahaa no la but stilll hhahaaa... anywayzzz here is a joke

A 46 year old man got a facelift for his birthday when he left he went to the newspaper stand and asked how old do i look. he replied 26 and the man said thanks i am only 46.he then went to the butcher and asked him the same question. 26 the butcher replied and the man said thanks i am only 46. next he went to ask an old woman how old did he look. she replied i am 88 and i have bad eyesight but i can tell their age by putting my hand down their trousers for 15min. the man than decided to let her have a feel. 15 min later she took out her hand and said that he was 46 years old. Amazing! said the man how did you know? the woman replied i was behind you when you were asking the butcher!

hahhahaaaa lol did i mention that TAYLOR LAUNTER IS SUPER AWESOMELY AWESOME HOTTTT!!!!!OMGGGGG!!!!! he is damn freakin cute!!!! hahahaaas ... okkkk i gtg i will post soooooonnnn !!! hahahaaas oh and thanks people out there for your birthday wishesss i am SOOO toucheddd!!!! hahhaaa xoxooxxoxoxoxxoo to you!!!! love you guys:)

2009-07-16T18:31:00.002+08:00

heyyy people... yesterday we had a hockey match against seng kang... AND WE WONNN !!!! OMG... hahhaaa and yesterday was my birthday too... lol...hahahas ...coach was super evil yesterday i don't even think the team played badly.. and he was like sayin how badly the team was playin and ya... oh wellll... hahas

Tmr is STUPID maths test i am tryin to study but i am not absorbin anything OMGGG i am SOOO going to faill!!!! URGGG!!!!!! hahhaaa... maybe i should be studying nowwww... so sian... hahhaas...

ok... better go studyyy byeee

youth day!!!

2009-07-06T18:58:00.004+08:00

hiiii:)HAPPY YOUTH DAYYYY!!! it is such an awesome holidayyy!!! anywayzz today me and natasha went out today to do stuff... we watched ice age 3! i thought it was going to be some boring animated movie, but is was very very very funny and awesome !!! hahahas... actually we wanted to watch land of the lost... but when we went to buy the tickets the woman said that the cinema was very packed and there was only 2 horrible seats that was available... when we asked bout the tickets of the land of the lost the woman said it has lots of seats... so we figured out that ice age 3 was better and we watched that hahahas

After that we went to playyy at the vitual land... i was 2 stacks away in stackers from winning a play station OMG URGGG!!!! super irritated...hahahas that natasha went to play with the grabbing toy thingyy... it was super waste moneyy.. . you can NEVER EVER get a toy ... hahas
than when we were waiting for the bus there was the malay/indian (i cannot tell the difference) guy and he say natasha's spongebob stuff and than he hurry up face his bag's spongebob keychain to the window and was smiling at us and askin me to ask natasha to look than i was like natasha look!!! and she was like i dun wan to look and than i force her head to look than she laugh... hahahas...it was super hilarious! for the whole time i kept disturb natashaaa hahahahaaa...

CAFFINEEE

2009-07-05T08:15:00.002+08:00

heyyyy people... Yesterday my sister went crazyyyyy i was talkin to natasha onto the phone bout rock climblin(it is not really rockclimbin... actually i dun know wat is it)..

thalia(my sister): i wanna go i wanna go!
natsha:you have a sister?
thalia: yar a very pretty one
delia:erm okkk
thalia: i wan to go also by the way you looke very pretty todayy!
natasha: if your sister wanna go let her go with us
delia: heard that thalia she DOESN' T wan you to go
thalia: go lei! i ask my 2 rock climbin friends to go also... they are very HOT!!!!
delia: dun wan
thalia: seriously they are very HOT...they can teach you rock climbin...

so irritatinnnnnn ... hahahahas okk so my life is half gone and i dun know wat to do.... URGGGG!!! ok neverminddddd... oh ya and we have to go for hockey trainin on tuesday!!!! OMG... my whole life crumbled at that momentttt my deams were dashed and my hopes were goneee ... hahahaha i dun really mean it i just wanted to use that line cus i can never use it anywhere hahaha okkk i think i will go now to die or somethinnn

in the makin of coffee

2009-07-03T21:37:00.002+08:00

HELLOOOO... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHASSSSS i feel like i haven laughed out loud in so longggg.... science test (bio) is so stupid how would i know if pink is gram-negative or gram-positive and i dun even know wat does that meannn AYAAAA so annoyinnn... hahahassss so boreddddd!!!! maybe i will write about a book bout my lifee... but that means i have to use energyy to write and where do i get energyyy?!?! hahahhas i am REALLY going LOCOOOO!!!!URGGG...

WAHHHH REALLY SO BOREDDD oh and mondayy is the awesomerest dayy there is NO SCHOOLLLL!!!! YAYYY!! but it is not the 1st awesomerest day the 1st was when coach wasn't there for hockeyy and we were super stresss SO YAY i still remember the dayy 20th march (i think) hahahassss

okkk i gtgg do borin stuff like use a knife and cut myself cuzz i am crazyyyy hahahhhahahs okkkkkkk

coffeee is brewwinggggggg

2009-06-29T15:44:00.002+08:00

hey people..... hahas today is the start of term 3 ... :( no more holidayyysss!!! oh ya and this term we have to take malay lessonssss!! hahahahas so weird and the teacher was like teachin us new malay words but i was havin a stomachache so i escaped to get some medicated oil.. hahahas anywayzzz today hockey was cancelled and the competitions are postponed so that is kindof sad but since i am havin a stomachache and dunwanna go for trainin i am happy!! hahahas

since i am so bored and currently have no life... i will type to you some pick up lines which i got on the computer so you can say it to your girlfriend boyfriend lesbian partner gay partner or mother and father(which is kindof weird) or some person you met at a bar which you dun know wat sex he/she/it is hahahas....

do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk past again
do you sleep on your belly at night ? if not can i?
if a fat man puts you in a bag at night don't worry i told santa i wanted you for christmas
you turn my software into a hardware
if you were a booger i would pick you first
if i had a garden i would put your two lips and my two lips together
i lost my teddybear would you sleep with me
was you dad a baker because you got a nice set of buns

hahahas okkkk.....i am so boredddd!!!! AHHH maybe i should be doing my work nowww... hmmmmmm nehhh not really too lazyyy!!!

2009-06-26T10:37:00.003+08:00

yyyy!!!! yesterday i was doin cip with Rachelle and her friend Lynn.... hahaha the cip was really stupiddd we were doin libraryy and we had to fold stufff and find cd covers for cddds!!! very stupiddd!! haha and we had to help them check on the computer for the schools and stuffff...SUPER BORINNNN!!! omggg and their was this guy in the mrt sleepin beside me and her was dozing off his head kept going down and down onto meee .. hahaha lol okkkk AHHH super borin skool is like next week and stufff !!! omggg and i haven done anythin...!!!

ok gtg... but i dun think anyone reads my blog which means i am talkin to myselff!!! AHHH goin cazyyy alreadyyy !!! haha ok never at least i am entertained talkin to myselffff haha ok...bye to mee and people readin my blog (which is nobody) .... :(

todayyyy

2009-06-24T22:30:00.002+08:00

hey.... today was super horribleeee!!!! i played hockey super horriblyyyyy!!!! AHHHHH!!!hahahas but when i was havin lunch with natasha and michelle at pepper lunch♥michelle wanted to try my chicken frm the salad i ordered.... and ate the piece which i spit out which was the bone of the chickennnn!!!! hahahaahss lmao..... OMGGGG than she was like wat is that arrrr? hahahas ... and natasha were ignorin her and she was doin her puppydog facceee ewwwwww.. hahahas and hockey was super horrible i did super terriblleeeee!!!!

omggg everybody is like super good and i am so horribleeee!!!! omgggg!!!!! AHHHHHH... oh and after hockey some of the sec 1 + me tried to go back to MRT but we missed our stop and started running everywhere to find the stationnnnn... URGG and i think i am going crazyyyy

Signs of crazinessss
1. laughin for no apparent reason* i am currently laughin rite now*
2.screamin....
3. writin a list of signs that does not existtt
4. usin too much '!!!'
5. saying AHHH now.....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

seee apparently i have scientificly (i think it is the wrong spelling)been proven that i am goin crazzyyyy!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

okkk i gtg see my crazyyy locooo friendds at loco town in the world of locoosssss !!!!!

2009-06-23T20:31:00.004+08:00

HEY ALLL!!!!

Yesterday i went out with nessa to watch a movieee.... we went to watch DRAGGG MEEE TOOO HELLLLLL.....it was super scaryyy everybody was screaming in the cinema.. hahahas omgggg!!!

IT IS A MUSTTT WATCHHH

There was a boybeside nessa in the cinema he was like scratchin himself really grossly and could hear itttt ewwwww and when the scary part comes he would be like 'you lai le! you lai le!' in chineseeee hahahaha ... super hilarious and couldn't understand howww a super old demon could know and say BITCHHH to the womannn hahahas... lolll it is a musst watch !!! i also wanna watch ghost of girlfriend's pastttt!!!!

after thatt we went to the libraryy to borrow booksss hahahas and nessa won't stop smsss URGGG!!! lol than i went to her house and started reading people bloggs and stuff hahaa i dun think anybody reads my blog :(.... if you are somebody... YAYY !!! but if you are nobody ...BOOO!!!!

hahaas oh yaaa NICOLE TANNN I am so proud of you!!! you are watching THE RINGGG!!!! hahahaa frmmm a veryy proud friendddd loll.. hahaha

sorrryy haven upload hk pics my phone sumthing wronggg URGGG!!! so angryyy....

hahaa okkk gtgg REST IN PIECESS

Bored

2009-06-21T23:13:00.002+08:00

Hey...... oygoshhhh i am super boredddd!!!! i dun know wat to do....SO... i am going to make a how well you know me quizzzzz you can leave yr answers in the tag boxxxx.... hahahaha i know i am so weirdddd anywayzzzz here is the quizz

A) What is my fav colour?
1. blue
2.pink
3.green
4.this is a trick q i dun have a fav colour( btw dun take of the colour of this font my fav colour has nothing to do with it...or maybe it does)

B)What is my fav food?
1. Pizza
2.cup noodles
3.spicy food
4.everything!

C)If i get to choose a sex of my child wat will i choose?
1.girl
2.boy
3.lezzz
4.gayyyy

D)Wat is the stupidest reason can i make up for being late?
1.i got raped on the way
2.i got lost and than kidnapped but i missed you too much so i rushed here and killed the kidnapper
3.i met a famous somebodyyyy ....it was BARNEYYY
4.i went to buy a present for you but i lost it on the way so i went to buy it again but somebody stold it!

hahahaha ok try out this questions and leave your answers in the tag box i will reveal the anwers ..... i dun know when.... lol hahahahaaaaa i am going crazyyyyyyyyy MUAHAHAHA!!!!!

HHIIII

2009-06-21T18:14:00.006+08:00

hope you enjoy coffeee as much as me!!!

HAHAHA HIIIII sorry never post i have forgotton to post the pics when i free than post...hahahahha sorry...\tuesday i went to trini's party... btw..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRINIIIIII HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY I KNOW IT WAS ALONG TIME AGO(your birthday) HAPPPYYYYY BIRTHHDAYYYYY....:)

I got pushed into the water!!!!! and i had just showered before i cameeeee hahahaha .... than i got out of the pool i got pushed again!!!!! AHHHHHH.... but your party was superawesomeeeee...and than we played truth or dare... ithink it was only dare...with the boys and than the girls have to like hold hands with one of the boys propose to them and stufflike that.... and i had to kiss the bushes.... hahahaha ...than we played water balloon but i dun wanna get wet so i never playyy.. but we got scolded by the security guard.... :( thannnnnmy parents came early so i had to leaveeeee ... and i drop trini's cake on the way to the carrr lol sorrryyyy... i am so going to hellll..!!!

Anywayyy i am doing nothing and like i am super boredddd school is starting in another week's time after monday!!! so sian... ;( hahahha any way since i am so sad i am going to sit here and enjoy this cup of coffeeee.. on top.....hahahaha.. okkkk i think i am going crazyyyy i am so sad i mightttt DIEEEEEE.... hahahaha i am stilll laughinggggg... so weirdddd

2009-06-15T16:30:00.002+08:00

Hey everybody!!! i am back from Hong Kong.... yesterday just arrived haha:) if you are wondering if i got swine sorry to disappoint u ... i dun have it... disneyland is really stupid as in escape theme park can be better than it but maybe the USA one is better... but i guess my sisters luved it. haha... For the whole trip we kpt walkin and walkin around and the weather was quite dry so yarrrrr LOL did anybody miss mi???? LOL i will upload pics on next post..

today's trainin was super horrible!!! I wanted to vomit during the training and i was not feeling gd .... it was super horrible i also got scoldin from coach alot of times today i guess... hong kong's roasted meat is a must try it is really good and you cannot miss it.

oh and lots of stupid things happened while we were at hong kong like when we landed than i was going to take my bags from the upper storage thing and i accidentally hit a guy's head( he was bald but maybe i hit him too hard all his hair fell off) and my sisters my laughing off their ass.. and it was super embarrassing even the other passengers also laughed at mi it is super not funny ... also my sis drp the glass cup in the bath tub at the hotel, and got glass bits stuck on her leg...
ok gtg

HHOOCCKKEEYY

2009-06-06T10:02:00.001+08:00

HEY!!!! omg yesterday's nyp training was horrible... but not as bad as school's training..And rebecca lee was being retarded... i was like rebecca you know i last time had a concussion, and she was like really !!! and i was like ya.. than she said sumthing stupid like did u fall or sumthing and i was like yar i did... omg i can't believe she fell for it. i said i was unconscious for 2 weeks and had a tube inserted into my stomach and she believed!!!!LMAO!!! and when some of the hockey people were suppose to alight off the bus at the last stop, i thought that it was the second stop was the last stop and i told them that it was the last stop and the went down... which turns out that it wasn't.....they like totally killed mi..haha feel so sorry... than they had to walk very far to the place...

2009-06-05T12:45:00.000+08:00

HEY!!!! lol yestersday was like damn funny my mum was like asking us if we have brushed our teeth....
Mum: have you guys brushed you teeth?
Me: No...
thalia: look away* mumble yar
mun mun: gigglin...* no haven
Me: (talkin to thalia) Liar i never see you brush
thalia: I GOT LA i brushed when i was showerin!!!
Me: but you didn't even shower!?!?....
Mum:AIYO!!! now 12.ooam already still haven brush!!!dirty cats !!!
Me:*still laughing*

haha!!! anywazzzz my cousin just gave birth 2 days ago... I AM AM AUNTIEEEE!!!! Her name is Megan Elizebeth.... she is super cute!!!♥

PHOTOOOOOOSSSS

2009-06-05T12:39:00.000+08:00

LOOKIN IN THE MIRROR

LOL FUNNY FACE.....

EATING AT PEPPERLUNCH......

lol i wasn't ready to smile!!!!

2009-06-03T21:17:00.000+08:00

HEY!!! Aya i just typed like my post and everythin is gone!!!! so now i am gonna type AGAIN!!!

today i went out with nessa and her friend, Pei Yi... She is like really nice...We went shoppin for my dad's birthday present and walked in and out of the same shops for a BERZILLLLION times!!!!den we went library STUPID LIBRARY DUN HAVE NICE BOOKS!!!! anywazzzz... i am in nessa house now...

Helllloooo :D nessa here. Go read my blog.. Its so awesome...In fact u should stop reading delia's blog and go read mine.. :D Jokin..hehe mydreamguita-nessa.blogspot.com

hockey was very tiring and had to run so many rounds round the track for hockey....now i am smelly and hot...wait i am always hot...HAHAs kiddin

watevers.... Anyway the store which i decided to choose with the best present is.... the first store we walked into!!!HAHAHA .... kkaz gtg i will post pics on my next blog.....

love ya

HIIIII

2009-06-01T13:42:00.000+08:00

Hey awesome people !!! Welcome come to my blog!!!! I don't know how to start the first so dun blame mi if u think it is sucky...
WAHLAO it is so unfair!!! we should have our june holiday but we have like hockey training and stufff...life is as usual... sucky and since i am so bored i am going to recite you guys a poem!!!

AWESOME POEM...
i am so bored i dun know wat to do
so i am going to recite this poem
hope you will hate it as much as i do
school is stupid why do we have it
i rather stay home and smell my feet
the day is hot(but not as hot as me)
so stay home and drink some tea...

okay i think i suck at this so try to understand and dun use your fist...i am still rhymin for no apparent reason so just ignore wat i am saying and tease them...
i suck at this!!!!

xoxo delia